As slim ‘n’ stacked MILFs go, they don’t come (or cum) any hotter than Brooke,Tyler, a 43-year-old divorcee and mother of two from Dayton, Ohio. Brooke measures 40-24-35, and we’re here to tell you that chicks with DD-cup tits and 24-inch waists don’t come along too often. But you already knew that. Brooke is the kind of woman with a waist you can wrap your hands around. You could lift her, drop her gently on your hard-on and pound away. And you know what? She’d love it.

How do we know that? Well, take Brooke’s story about the time she went to a male strip club.

“One of the dancers took me to the private couch room, which wasn’t so private,” Brooke said. “I ended up fucking him in front of the whole club until management came up and made us stop. We didn’t get to finish until the next day, and when we did, it was over-the-top great and I had huge orgasms.”

Okay, so sex in public places? Check.

Sex with other women? “Yes. Many times. I love them. I often get caught in the stores following and staring at all the hotties I find.”

And how about this for a sexual fantasy?

“The last one I have left is to get pulled over by a real cop and get myself out of the ticket by sucking him off on the side of the road,” she said.

Advice to Brooke: Drive faster.

Elektra is a former porn star who has something for everyone. For the big-tit lovers, Elektra has DD-cups. For those of you who love hairy pussies, Elektra has a full, overflowing bush. For those of you who love big pussy lips, Elektra has pliable ones that she loves to tug on and twist. She has an engorged clit, too. “Don’t forget my ass,” she said. “I love getting it fucked.”

Elektra usually doesn’t wear panties, but she did for us because we wanted to see her pussy hair overflowing her G-string. If you’re ever with her and want to satisfy her, go down and eat that hairy pussy. “It’s my favorite thing to have done to me,” she said. “That might sound boring, but I’ve lived out all my fantasies. Two girls, three girls, gang bangs, interracial. I’ve even been in a movie with Nina Hartley.”

Yes, Elektra did say that she’s been in a porn movie with Nina Hartley. Back in the 1990s, she also got fucked on camera by Ron Jeremy. So if you’re wondering about the answer to the question we always ask, “Why did you pose for 40Something?” it’s simple. “Because it meant I’d also get to fuck on camera, and there’s nothing I love more. It really excites me to know that men are watching me get off!”